ilovett:

athomewithlana:

llamasgotoheaven:

itsgoodtoseayou:

yuputkaswans:

“please fix your shirt, i can see your bra strap”

because it’s a big fucking secret rite

secret boobs

secret bra

secret

#the first rule of boob club is don’t talk about boobs

This tag calls for another reblog

Don’t tell Victoria we found out her secret

oh jesus fucking christ

(Source: cortnan)

my-name-is-hilarious:

when i was like 6 years old i thought that the rule in chinese restaurants was you had to eat everything with chopsticks and i mean everything so it came to dessert and i got some ice cream and started eating it with chopsticks and all these asian people were staring at me with jaws dropped and when i’d finished i got a fucking round of applause i shit you not